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lanewench

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Home or favorite faire KCRF & Whiteheart

About Me I started out Faire as one of the MacBeth sisters in 2002. I took 2003-2005 off and started patroning KC for the 2006 fair, but came back in 2007 as the relief body at Cerwedwains. This year I will be caught with someones pants down, and skirts up ;) working at Hearts Delight. Time to help patrons get dressed, no use letting them run around naked.

Music I listen to anything that I can understand the words that are comming out of the singers mouth, but my favorite among favorites is Elven Drums. Under them would probably be Musical Blades and of course our Jolly Rogers, our broken Tartanic...whom i'll miss dearly...then we streamline into "normal" music.

Movies Merlin, Excaliber, anything based on the Arthur myths. then we go into the other list of expecteds, MP&holy grail, that kind of stuff.

TV Love to watch E.R. Sooooo very sad this is the last season. Also like scrubs, CSI, Law and Order, and House.

Books Jim Butcher rocks as an author. Love his Harry Dresden series. Also like the Anita Blake series (L.K. Hamilton) and of course, the classics.

Likes Is there much I can leave off this list?

Dislikes People who think they can step into a family and tear it away from the woman who runs it. Also people who don't try to help themselves or who rely on everyone else because they are too affraid to overcome their fears.

Hobbies Festival, costuming, reading, Dag, Painting, D&D, jewelry making, irking people, being crabby, playing with my kids.

Vices time for a der moment. cant think of wth a vice is. derderdaaah...

Virtues Who can really advertise their virtues without loosing them?

Heroes I have had soo many people in my life that I would lable Heroes, but everytime I put that lable on their name, they turn around and let me down. I could say that my friend Gyro is my hero, for all he's helped me out in life and for going over and fighting a war that the government lables as one for freedom, but then, why would I want to bring his hopes up too much. Happy he's home, wish he was near.

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Relationship Status Married

Orientation Bi-sexual

Children Proud Parent

Number of Children 2

Body Type Some extra baggage

Height 5'4"

Religion Not Specified

Ethnicity Undead

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maybe our SAMS should be linebackers..

Saturday, September 20, 2008, 09:46 PM CST [General]

so, imagine thiis....you're standing outside your booth at Faire...and suddenly...you see one great big man in a SAMS shirt, swaggering his way up the hill toward your booth, two other SAMS moving stealthily up the hill along the other lane....a drunken beligerant patron swaggering between them. Suddenly, upon seeing the large SAM, the patron stops, holds up a fist and looks at the large man...and shouts at the top of his lungs..."I'll kick yer ass too, you oversized..."well, you get the point right?...now...can you adequately imagine the sound of someone's head cracking against the wood walls behind the outer jousting arena stands?...try really hard...some of you might be lucky enough to have actually heard that crack...

you know...i've seen a lot of humerous things out at Faire...but this tops the list..watching this HUGE man in a SAMS shirt...bullrush some poor drunk bastard and plow him into a wall...get up, dust himself off and let the smaller two SAMS pinthe guy down and wait for BSPD to show....

So far, that's been the highlight of my year...and if you work at a booth, you know there is not much to see from your boothfront..that will probably be the only and the best confrontation that i'll get to see this year...

Goddess I love our SAMS...to help the hurt...and protect the public...here I say...HAZZAH! Three cheers for our safety and security teams!...that was a nice tackle..i'm wondering if he hasnt tried out for the chiefs...